Americans shocked to discover third party – before voting the same as last time

That’s right!

Americans all over America were shocked to discover that there is a third name on the 2020 election ballot.

“I don’t understand,” said one person who didn’t understand, “the debates were between Trump and Biden. Who is the heck is this other person?”

But will this third party lead people to vote differently?

We first put that question to Jed, a life-long Republican, “Well I know Trump is a loose cannon but I can’t vote for third party as them democrats might get in with their socialism, higher taxes to pay for the Green Deal.  So I can’t waste my vote.”

Then we asked Gini, a life-long Democrat, “Biden doesn’t seem to know what day it is and was clearly up to no good with his deals made through his son.  But I simply can’t vote third party as Trump might get in again and destroy American further. So I’m not going to waste my vote.”

Well there you have it. We at the Cee look forward to another four years of the same two parties.

Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible