So long and thanks for all the laughs
The Salty Cee’s last post after 3 years, 70 writers, 777 articles, 107,877 page views, 1,320 social media followers, 98 subscribers and 1 joke later…read more
50 Articles Wot We Never Wrote
Before our last post tomorrow, we give you 50 satirical articles wot we never wrote. And you won’t believe number 29!read more
Messiah accidentally visits wrong planet!
Recently declassified documents show that the Messiah was meant to go to exoplanet Gliese 163 c and not planet earth.read more
Constitution canonized as 67th book of the Bible
A special committee ratified the US Constitution as the 67th book of the Bible this week: “The advancement of the USA is part of God’s holy plan for all nations”read more
Church’s Passion for God, Grammar and Punctuation Transforms Local Community
“Matthew 12:36 tells us we’ll give an account for careless words and that includes the holy two, grammar and punctuation.” says the pastor…read more
AntiChrist Applicants Unqualified
There is a sad lack of candidates for the position of Antichrist with polished resumes, striking good looks with vaguely Eastern European ancestry.read more
Should I Propose or Just Ask Her Out on a Second Date?
Congratulations you managed to find a single girl AND take her on a date! So what next? Propose or Just Ask Her Out on a Second Date?read more
Cannibals unimpressed by Body of Christ
After getting a taste for Christian missionaries, Cannibals became aware of something called the Body of Christ, but sadly it was not divine.read more
Baptists tricked into raising their hands in church!
Baptists were shocked to discover that their Pastor had tricked them into raising their hands…in church. “We’ll never live this down…”read more
Babylon Bee sees first conversion!
The Babylon Bee saw it’s first conversion yesterday as Democrat follower Linda Smith made a decision to follow Trump!read more
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