Biden announces Gandalf as Physician to the President
President elect Joe Biden has just announced his pick for the post of Physician to the President (also known as The White House Doctor).
Gandalf the trans-White (formerly known as Gandalf the Grey before he identified as his true colour) will take up the post in January.
Biden stated, “I loved his work with King Rohan, you know the thing – I think that’s just the sort of thing that could…you know…anyway he’s starting in…well I liked the thing he did.”
However, rumours circulate that Kamala Harris is contesting the appointment saying that Biden’s current physician, Grima, should be allowed to continue his excellent work.
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Written by: John Spencer