Pandas: “We were social distancing before it was cool.” Hipsters rejoice

U.S.- Hipsters celebrate throughout the nation after pandas announce: “We were social distancing before it was cool.”

Celebrations were held at craft breweries nation wide. “I’m stoked to welcome pandas into the hipster community. Everyone loves pandas, but like, hipsters loved pandas before it was cool,” said hipster and Denver resident Clay Schilling.

“Especially me,” chimed in a fellow hipster, “I loved pandas before any of these guys did.”

The pandas skipped the celebrations, telling reporters, “We’ve been skipping parties since before it was cool.”

“Especially me,” chimed in a fellow panda, “I used to skip parties before any of these guys did.”

Reporter: Richie Richards