Balance to the force lost as Jedi Master Ruth Bader Ginsberg dies

Jedi master Ruth Bader Ginsberg passed away at age 87 leaving vacant her place on the Jedi Supreme Court council and a great upset in the balance of the force.

Fellow Jedi’s feared something terrible had happened when they felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Ruth Bader Ginsberg was the one Jedi on the Supreme Court council who was supposed to bring balance to the force against the rising tide of darkness from Darth Trump. 

There are rumours that some Jedi on the council were tempted to draw on the dark side of the force to unnaturally extend the life of Jedi Justice Ruth, but the unsanctioned use of such powers backfired.

If CNN, Vox and the Huffpost are to be believed, then it is suspected that the Supreme Court council has already been infiltrated by two Sith Lords: Jedi Justice Neil Gorsuch and Jedi Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

Fears about that if Darth Trump appoints another member to SCOTUS, he may have enough sway to execute order 666 and bring an end to Western Democracy and plunge the Universe into darkness.

Indeed, Democrat prophets first stated that the apocalypse was imminent over 2 years ago, when Jedi Justice Anthony Kennedy announced his retirement from SCOTUS on the longest blood moon of the 21st century.

It seems what we are seeing today could be the unfolding of the end times.

Well that and the battle station the size of a planet being built by Darth Trump’s newly formed Space Force.

Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible