Dr Fauci dramatic conversion after seeing the UV light!

Dr. Anthony Fauci has had a dramatic conversion after months spent denying the benefit of Ultraviolet radiation in killing the Covid-19 virus.

“I was travelling to a conference in Damascus when suddenly a light from heaven flashed around me and I fell to the ground. It was there that I heard a voice saying, ‘Tony, Tony, why do you persecute me by ignoring my benefits?'”

“At first I was like, ‘My name is Anthony’ but seeing how effective the light was at blinding me, I wondered whether it might also blind COVID-19 and thus prevent it from finding people to infect…”

In Damascus, the CCP called Worldwide Health Organization (WHO) Director-General Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus in a vision, to lay hands on Dr Fauci and open his eyes to how far-UVC light safely kills 99.9% of airborne coronaviruses.

When asked by a reporter whether “CCP” referred to the Chinese Communist Party, Ghebreyesus said, “Let’s move on to the question of how the United States might best fund the global efforts to utilize the technology.”

President Trump responded, “No-one knows more about UV light than me. It really does work, but the problem, as my thorough reading of the scientific literature indicates, is that that the light has to directly shine on the tiny little viruses for well over ten minutes to reach an effectiveness of 99%.”

Trump indicated the Administration was still researching UV possibilities, after adding, “I just don’t think we can get those 8mL of teensy weensy coronavirus particles in the world to stay still that long.”

President-elect Biden, however, has used the announcement to launch a new attack on the president. “Look, Trump is already responsible for the deaths of 150 million Americans due to his mishandling of the epidemic. And now he wants to delay production of these brand spankin’ modern-day lights,” said the former vice-president. “Especially when America has the industrial capacity to provide every single person in the world a personal UV Light Emitting Mask.”

He then unveiled his “newfangled” prototype that will usher in a new age of peace and unity (after all those who supported Trump have been cancelled).

Reporter: Robert Charlesson