110% of Michigan voters convinced election was fair
“I don’t understand why Trump doesn’t just concede,” says Jim one of the 110% of Michigan voters who supported Biden, “It’s clear he’s lost, it’s time to move on.”
“More than the current population of America voted for Biden,” said Sindy, “If that isn’t a definitive statement then I don’t know what is!”
“My dad, God rest his soul, voted for Biden even though he’s been dead for 2 years,” said Jim, “and I myself voted 4 times. That just tells you the level of devotion the people of this nation have made to elect a new president.”
“His racist policies have driven away his voters,” fumed Lee, “that’s why he saw an increase in Black and Latino votes.”
“The republicans are crazy saying there was interference,” stated Lorna, “even we Democrats didn’t say it was the Russians this time.”
“Even the British stand with Biden,” said an American journalist, “that’s why they set off fireworks in the UK on 5 November in celebration of his win just like they do every year.”
Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible