Masked man robs convenience store: 4,226 suspects in custody

Victoria, TX– Even during a national emergency it appears criminals don’t take a break.

A masked man was caught on security cameras robbing a local convenience store last night. Police immediately scoured the area looking for anyone fitting the description and took 4,226 masked men into custody for questioning.

During a short interview, the local police chief was asked how they will make time to interview so many people. He replied that with everything closed, including all doughnut shops, they literally have nothing else to do.

The interview was abruptly ended when a reporter pointed out to the chief that he also fit the description.

Reporter: Ibstyln