Chick-fil-A publish new Sunday opening hours

Chick-fil-A restaurants have announced their new Sunday opening hours…

and they will be exactly the same as their old opening hours. They will maintain their long-standard tradition of remaining closed on Sundays.

What were you hoping for sinner?

It’s the Lord’s day and here you are wanting to go out and eat in the home of the original chicken sandwich with two pickles on a toasted butter bun?

We are dispatching a priest to your location immediately so you can confess your many and manifold sins.

You’re welcome.

From their website

Our founder, Truett Cathy, made the decision to close on Sundays in 1946 when he opened his first restaurant in Hapeville, Georgia. He has often shared that his decision was as much practical as spiritual. He believes that all franchised Chick-fil-A Operators and their Restaurant employees should have an opportunity to rest, spend time with family and friends, and worship if they choose to do so. That’s why all Chick-fil-A Restaurants are closed on Sundays. It’s part of our recipe for success.

Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible