New York crime legalised to meet budget deficit
Eager to find a new source of income to tax he
“By increasing revenue from our record crime rates we could easily fix our deficit.” boasted Cuomo.
So the plan is first to
First Cuomo announced yesterday that he would push to legalize recreational marijuana next year, a move that could generate more than $1.7 billion in sales annually
As the tax dollars start to roll in New York’s citizens will be happy to
“Why should dealers, gangs
“If we sell the drugs, the guns and the girls we get a cut of this lucrative business. All we have to do is undercut the black market prices and we will soon have the biggest slice of the pie.”
Cuomo and his team are working on plans to make money from New York’s many gangs.
One idea being toyed with is setting up a crime league table.
“Gangs enter the league by paying an annual registration fee. Fights are set up between the gangs in
The winner of the league will be presented the Top Snoop Dogg trophy at star-studied award evening.
The Governor and his team and now trying to think of ways of
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