White House accused of sinkhole cover up

Today the White House was accused by media pundits of covering up the sinkhole in its North lawn with concrete.

The White House sinkhole which first appeared a week ago Saturday after heavy rainfall. But yesterday it had been disappeared.

It has been suggested that the Trump administration took the idea of using concrete from the Mafia practice of removing individuals by giving them “cement shoes” or “concrete boots”.

It has also been reported that multiple other cover-ups have occurred in the West Wing such as the chipped paint in a passageway and a hole in one of the offices.

“The number of cover-ups has increased since Trump came into power!” claimed one news network, “what’s next? Covering up a bad ceiling or an old tatoo?”