Salty Cee editor on holiday: please write own article

Look, why are you here?

I told you that the editor (that’s me referring to myself in the third person) was away on holiday so you need to write your own article.

So there isn’t going to be anything here worth your time reading.

So stop reading this and please just write your own article in the comments to this post.

Thanks.

“Reporter”: John Spencer aka Not the Bible

PS I told you to stop reading – so why are you still reading this?