Salty Cee silently judging those who are reading this article

The Salty Cee isn’t writing a satirical post today as it’s Sunday – the day of rest.

We take the LORD’s command seriously.

Furthermore we are silently judging those of you who are working on the LORD’s day.

And clicking on this article to read it is work.

So yes, we are judging you right now.

Go to church you sinner and repent of your manifold sins before it’s too late.

“Reporter”: John Spencer aka Not the Bible