Exclusive: US government ‘definitely not’ being run by aliens

After a brief google search of conspiracy theory sites suggested that the US government is actually being run by aliens we at the Cee have an exclusive for you!

We present the results of our painstaking 5 minute investigation into this alien conspiracy where we went straight to the top to find out the real truth.

Below is a letter we received in reply to our FOIA question about aliens running the US government.

Well there you have it.

This reporter is totally convinced.  So it’s time for these conspiracy sites to stop peddling their fake news.

Reporter: The lonely rogue