Gillette razors now come with woke lectures


This week a new Gillette Ad hit the airwaves lecturing men on how to be real men.

This follows hard on the heels of the American Psychological Association new guidelines that condemn male traits like ‘competitiveness’, ‘achievement’, ‘adventure’, and ‘risk’ are bad and should be expunged.

Originally the ad had men using their Gillette Fusion razors to attack men exhibiting toxic masculinity but they were informed that this kind of behaviour is actually considered toxic.

Instead they opted for an ad that stereotypes negative behaviours as masculine and talks down to men.

“We felt that this ad really gave the right virtue signalling that makes us the next woke product.  Further, given the prevalence of gender reassignment therapy it was also important that we stop men using the phrase ‘boys will be boys’.”

Following the success of this ad, the new Gillette Mach 3 will now feature audio lectures on how to be a sensitive, co-operative, safe new man that play whilst you shave.

Start your morning the woke way today!

Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible

PS They will also attempt to get people to spell Gillette correctly after Gilette and Gilette Ad trended higher on Twitter 

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