Hairbrush Center of Local Civil Case
COUNTERTOP, USA – Formal charges were filed Monday in civil court over, of all things, a hairbrush.
Famed children’s programming actor Lawrence Q. Cumber is suing lifelong friend and business partner Robert DiTomate over the hairbrush alleging it was stolen and traded off to a local pawn shop, Peach’s Pawns.
Close sources say Cumber and DiTomate, once the best of
Cumber is seeking $5 in restitution plus court costs. DiTomate’s lawyer, Archibald Sparagus released the following statement:
“Mr. DiTomate is a highly respected member of the
A hearing is scheduled for August to determine if a settlement can be reached.
Reporter: Furious Christian