hr5 equality act to share women’s hard-won benefits with men


The House of Representatives passed the hr5 equality act last week with unanimous support from Democrats.  Well unanimous after the mob showed Illinois Rep. Dan Lipinski the errors of his non-woke ways.

This bill amends the Civil Rights Act of 1964 to make “sexual orientation and gender identity” protected characteristics under federal anti-discrimination law.

A spokesperson stated, “A century ago, suffragists were beaten and imprisoned for asserting their rights as women, since then women have made advancements in every sphere of society.  The hr5 equality act ensures that these hard-won benefits are shared with men.”

“For too long women have benefited from women only sports, women only changing rooms, women only crisis & rape centres, women only prisons and special programs to advance women in business and technology, especially programs to get women into leadership positions.  The list is endless.”

The spokesperson grabs a giddy breath before continuing, “But men just don’t have anything like that – it was just plain unfair.  That’s where the hr5 equality act comes in – no-longer should someone’s gender mean that they can’t enjoy these hard-won benefits as well.  I mean it’s not like men are different to women.”

“Our dream is to eliminate any gender distinction as they just create divisions! I mean, it’s outrageous that we still have separate sports – we should all just compete together?  Also, why do we have different clothes for men and women?  Why do we have special women’s hospital wards?  Gynae departments should be for all – not just one group!”

As Christians this sounds like the biblical vision of us all being one in Christ so we at the Cee are in full support of these excellent policies which will benefit everyone equally. 

Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible 

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