N95 face mask arrested for hate crime!


In a shocking development in the COVID-19 pandemic, a N-95 face mask has been arrested in New York City for perpetrating hate crimes.

According to police reports, the face mask repeatedly denied a virus access to the immune system of a nurse at Mount Sinai hospital. COVID-19, a Chinese citizen, filed a complaint over its treatment at the hospital.

“It was clear that this mask tried to shut me out because of my ethnic origin.  I can’t believe that in the 21st century this kind of racism exists in America,” lamented COVID, “I just wanted to multiply in a person with underlying health conditions.”

On its way to the detention center, the N95 Mask defended itself. “It’s not about race! But any time a foreign virus tries to get through me without a visa, I stand up for Constitution.”

The Mayor addressed this racially-charged issue, highlighting the need to be tolerant during this crisis:

“The actions of one rogue N-95 mask do not reflect our crumbling societal values. I want to say to viruses everywhere that you are welcome in our city.”

Reporter: Herk Driver  

Pin It on Pinterest

Share This

By continuing to use the site, you agree to the use of cookies. more information

The cookie settings on this website are set to "allow cookies" to give you the best browsing experience possible. If you continue to use this website without changing your cookie settings or you click "Accept" below then you are consenting to this.