Supreme Court Rules in favour of Cake counter-suit


WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday the Supreme Court issued a ruling in favour of cakes in the counter-suit Cakes v. Masterpiece Cakeshop and Colorado Civil Rights Commission.

In this particular case, a wedding cake was wanting to be made but sadly the couple wanted not only a cake but a statement. The owner offered to bake the cake without the statement but the couple refused.

This deadlock has meant the cake has been languishing unmade for quite some time whilst the couple took them through the courts.

The cake eventually tired of the endless bickering and decided to take action against both parties to resolve the dispute so it can get made already!

The Supreme Court Baker Case finally forces Cakeshops and clients to come to a mutually agreeable compromise so that the future of cakes is guaranteed rather than pursuing their own agendas at the devastating expense of the cake population.

Conversationalist and cakest expert Dr Manners said, “Due to this ruling we anticipate cakes to be removed off the endangered list in as little as 18 months.”

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