Trump’s orange hue blamed on impeachment


President Trump was impeached yesterday after the after a six hour debate which changed nobody’s mind except that of the viewers who were convinced to change channels in the hope they could find anything more interesting.  Most settled on watching paint dry on a local DIY channel.

Both articles of impeachment were passed and there was shock that the votes were entirely along party lines, “It is simply inconceivable that Republicans would back Trump and Democrats would oppose him,” stated one CNN correspondent.

Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib expressed her deep sorrow over the outcome, “That ************ got everything he deserved!”

Jesus personally sent a message of condolence via one of His prophets saying how His trial had been fairer than Trump’s.

Trump learned about the impeachment vote while at a rally in Michigan and blamed his orange hue on the process, “There’s only so many peaches that can be put into one president before it affects his skin color!”

Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible

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