Jerry Falwell Jr. quits Liberty U. to pursue modelling career

The life of Jerry Falwell Jr. has taken an amazing turn due to the grace of God after he posted the above image on his Instagram feed with the caption: “More vacation shots. Lots of good friends visited the yacht. I promise that’s just black water in my glass. It was a prop only.”

The president of Liberty University and co-author of the Revised Trump Version of the Bible received much criticism about the post, which has since been taken down.

However, the same post led to Jerry Falwell Jr. receiving a job offer from Calvin Klein’s CEO, Cheryl Abel-Hodges:

 “I was struck by how he felt the need to explain the contents of his glass rather than his belly and unzipped pants showing his underwear. This showed me that he has great body confidence and if he’s that bold showing off that terrible underwear then just imagine how magnificent he’ll look sprting Calvin Klein briefs on the catwalk!”

Jerry Falwell Jr. commented, “Originally I thought the calls for my resignation over what people considered an inappropriate photo were the forces of eveil trying to stop me doing the will of God – but now I see it was God’s providence leading me on to greater things.”

Initial Research: Hunter Crowder
Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible