Busy writer forgets to update satirical website
It can happen to any busy satirical writer.
Especially at Christmas when you’re trying to release an advent devotional.
First, there’s the shock of realisation then follows the thought, “Perhaps no-one will notice?”
But fear not fine readers!
This author knows that you are a discerning bunch who can follow which day it is and can easily count to 1 and so are likely to spot the fact that no article was written.
But then shock and horror as he realises that he has no articles in the article bank to just put out and so he will have to write something pronto.
And even more shock and horror when he notices that he is now writing in the third person.
Maybe he could make up an article that would actually be a promo for that advent book.
Perhaps he could feign madness like King David did before Achish the king of Gath (1 Sam 21: 14).
Argh! But this author doesn’t have a beard for the spittle to run down and it would just take too long to grow one…
Oh well seems like he will just have to come clean and confess all.