Germany removes anti-Semitism with this one quick trick


With anti-semitism on the rise in Germany Dr Felix Klein, the government’s anti-Semitism commissioner, has come up with one quick trick to eradicate it.

In an interview with the Funke regional news group he stated, “If German Jews no longer wear their kippah (skullcap) in public we will completely eliminate these attacks on Jews.”

Israeli President Reuven Rivlin praised his forward thinking approach but lamented, “If only German Jews had thought of removing their kippah in public then the holocaust would have never happened.”

It is hoped that this trick could also be applied to stop the rocket attacks on Israel by the extremist group Hamas.

An UN spokesperson stated, “We’re confident that the Hamas charter to eradicate Israel refers only to their skullcaps and we shall have peace at last.”

Reporter: John Spencer aka Not the Bible

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