Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Millennial gives up coffee for Lent: Experiences sufferings of Christ
Tyler, a bearded Millennial, made the bold move of giving up coffee for a whole hour. After only 30 minutes he was shaking under the power of God.
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My space finds missing 50 million songs behind sofa
The news of this massive loss of 12 years worth of data shook the internet, as did the news that site MySpace still existed.
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Satirical News Website Cheating Scandal
“For too long, lying, cheating, payola and good old fashioned fraud have been the norm in publishing satirical news articles. That all ends, today.”
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Toddler Discovers that Baby Sharks are Still Predators
Little Peggy Sue was so enamored by the song Baby Shark that one day she wandered off from her daycare and attempted to pet a baby shark
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Bernie Sanders cuts head on capitalism
Bernie Sanders cut his head on the corner of a capitalist glass shower door and received 7 stitches on Friday. The 2020 candidate has been given a clean bill of health and has bounced back in fighting form: "These kind of accidents would never...
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Dear Crass: My father thinks he’s a Twitter sensation
Dear Crass: My dad has over a 1000 followers on Twitter and now thinks he’s a Twitter Sensation…
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Preaching time reduced to fit in more church notices
If a church meets but doesn’t have church notices can it be called a church meeting? How Cross Point church is breaking new ground.
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College Admissions Scandal: Disadvantaged rich people need help to get in
College Admissions: Actresses Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin, were praised for their work helping disadvantaged rich children enter top colleges.
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Brexit: MPs call for another vote until people get it right
Brexit: “It’s important that the people are allowed to agree with the answer we want,” say MPs.
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Man Makes Same Lent Dad Joke for 46 47th Year In a Row
Middle Aged Baptist in Phoenix, Jeffrey A. Dover, made the same Lent Dad Joke he’s been making since he was 12 years old.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
