New range of biblical clothing launched
After the success of the “What Would Jesus Protest” bracelets Lifeway have released clothing based on bible verses starting with “As the deer pants”
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First complete recording of ‘black hole’ sermon made!
The first complete recording of one of Pastor Bob Jones’ long “black hole” sermons was made yesterday.
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Salty Cee editor on holiday: please write own article
Look, why are you here? I told you that the editor (that's me referring to myself in the third person) was away on holiday so you need to write your own article. So there isn't going to be anything here worth your time reading. So stop reading this...
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Inappropriate Sunday school ‘theological’ movies
Are you having trouble planning activities for your Sunday school? Are you out of ideas and having to resort to merely playing a movie like any highly qualified substitute teacher would do? Thankfully, the global Sunday school committee has...
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David Crowder Beard key to helping underground church
The David Crowder Beard has been much admired as an epitome of manliness but it also protects and defends the weak.
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LifeWay to close stores due to efforts of conservative Christians
LifeWay Christian Resources is to close all its brick and mortar stores. Conservative Christians took to social media to claim responsibility.
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Millennial gives up coffee for Lent: Experiences sufferings of Christ
Tyler, a bearded Millennial, made the bold move of giving up coffee for a whole hour. After only 30 minutes he was shaking under the power of God.
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Preaching time reduced to fit in more church notices
If a church meets but doesn’t have church notices can it be called a church meeting? How Cross Point church is breaking new ground.
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Revival around yet another corner
Joe has been eagerly awaiting the promised revival since age 11. But just how many corners is it around?
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Children’s Pastor Preaches, Immediately Patronized
This past Sunday, the children’s pastor preached. He made everyone march around the sanctuary, sat several people in time out, and brought a puppet.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
