The Salty Cee

Questionable advice from Crass Christian on how (or how not) to deal with those difficult situations that arise in church, ministry and life.

If you would like Crass to give you a condescending and irreverent reply to your heartfelt questions then email DearCrass@saltycee.com.

Dear Crass

Dear Crass: What was your best bit of working at the Cee before you became famous?

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Dear Crass, now that you’re a multi-billionaire, famous megachurch pastor, could you tell us about your favourite time when you worked at the Cee?

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Dear Crass: What do I need to become a worship leader?

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Dear Crass,
What will help me become a worship leader? My hipster beard? A pair of ripped and faded skinny jeans? Or should I invest in a primo fog machine?

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Dear Crass: Do pets go to heaven?

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Do pets go to heaven?
Will our dog, Mr. Pumpernickels, be waiting for us there?

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Dear Crass: dealing with a problem church member

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Dear Crass,
How would you deal with a member of your church, a real “problem child” shall we say?

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Dear Crass: My wife is done with me!

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Dear Crass: My wife informed me last night that what happened was the last straw and she was done with me. I don’t get it!

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Dear Crass: My father thinks he’s a Twitter sensation

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Dear Crass: My dad has over a 1000 followers on Twitter and now thinks he’s a Twitter Sensation…

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Dear Crass: How to Anon?

Dear Crass

What advice would you give to those who are considering creating an anonymous twitter account for the sake of Christian humor?

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Dear Crass: People who use Father instead of a comma

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Dear Crass,
What do I do when someone used “Father” instead of a comma when praying.

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Dear Crass: You’re not funny! Signed Trolly Troll

Dear Crass

Isn’t it time you guys at the Salty Cee hung it up? I mean, you’re clearly ripping off [REDACTED]’s website, and your stuff isn’t half as funny as it used to be.

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Dear Crass: Churches won’t hire me

Dear Crass

I am very passionate about ministry and evangelism, I have two theology degrees, but no church will hire me! ! In fact, I have to work in a “fast casual” restaurant in order to make a living.