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Dear Crass: The crying testimony mom
I have recently realized that my mother is one of those people who can’t give a testimony without crying, usually within 5.8 seconds of starting….read more
Dear Crass: An arminian and calvinist seek godly wife
Please help. I’ve been praying for years that God would provide a wife for me, but I’m still single!
What do you suggest I do?read more
Dear Crass: Is our worship pastor a homeless man?
Dear Crass, I recently hired a new worship pastor, except I’m now pretty sure I made the mistake of hiring homeless man off the streets by mistake.read more
Dear Crass: Tambourines in Church
Dear Crass, Normally, I don’t like to air out church problems or grievances I have with a brother or sister in Christ. Instead, I try to do the Biblical thing and go to them privately, one-on-one, and if they refuse to listen, I try to grab two or...read more
Dear Crass: Pastor appreciation month
Dear Crass, October is Pastor Appreciation month, and I’m not sure if our church is doing anything for Pastor Tim. What do I do? How can I motivate the entire congregation to show our pastor how much we appreciate his hard work, his devotion to...read more
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