Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Ralph Northam apologises for voting Republican at school
Virginia Democrat Governor Ralph Northam issued an apology on Friday for voting Republican when he was at medical school.
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Dear Crass: You’re not funny! Signed Trolly Troll
Isn’t it time you guys at the Salty Cee hung it up? I mean, you’re clearly ripping off [REDACTED]’s website, and your stuff isn’t half as funny as it used to be.
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Willie Brown part of screening process for presidential candidates
Willie Brown released a humble brag op-ed San Francisco Chronicle this week claiming that he was responsible for the success of Democrat presidential candidate front-runner Kamala Harris. “Yes, I may have influenced her career by appointing...
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Netherlands: medical breakthrough in euthanasia eliminates mental illness
Recent medical advances in euthanasia have led to the complete elimination of mental illnesses, depression and dementia in the Netherlands.
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Kate Hudson defers gender reveal until her child is 18
Kate Hudson revealed in a recent interview that she was planning on raising her new
Bono: all capitalism amoral except his
Bono addressed the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland and stated that capitalism is amoral and requires our instruction to spend it on me.
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Sloths class action lawsuit against Catholic Church
It’s taken 1,400 years for sloths to launch their class action lawsuit against the Catholic Church for being maligned in the 7 deadly sins.
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NY Reproductive Health Act allows unborn to join gangs
On Tuesday, Gov. Andrew Cuomo signed the Reproductive Health Act into law which allows the unborn “full and equal access to gang membership”.
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Joel Osteen’s TelePrompTer Broke – what happened next will leave you in tears!
At first, Joel Osteen just stood there with that deer in the headlight look. But something deep inside him took over, he smiled that million watt smile of his and started preaching from the heart…
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Thoughts and Intents of the Heart—A Short Story
As he smiled at her, warm shivers of anticipation coursed through her veins. That’s not right. Shivering involves nerves and skin. Tingling in your nerves might still be physiologically inaccurate, but much more reasonable. Becca sighed. If it...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
