Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Apple claim iPhone X ChargeGate issue is actually new feature to keep out riff raff
Some Pentecostals believe that ChargeGate is Satan tricking people into taking an Apple but this time disguised as a “serpent” charging cord.
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Christian Bookstore Puzzled by Drop in Amy Grant Cassette Tape Sales
I think it’s just a temporary dip that the youth aren’t coming in here to buy my Amy Grant tapes.
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Nation divided over which Kanye outfit offended them more
However, Kanye West made a tweet that has brought America together again.
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Holy Spirit’s Blessing Blocked by Worship Leader
According to multiple eyewitnesses, the worship leader, Tom “Lefty” Morgan failed to remove his in-ear monitor during the emotional, a capella last chorus.
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Liturgy Too Structured For Most Evangelicals
The general consensus among most evangelicals is that the traditional liturgical format is too structured and repetitious for the Spirit of God to be present and at work.
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Kavanaugh: Subway allegations about his ordering behaviour
Nancy Pelosi said, “How can you trust Brett Kavanaugh to interpret the laws of this nation who treats people in the fast food industry like this?”
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Worries over Nicodemus behaviour after meeting with Rabbi Jesus
Nicodemus was last seen near the Pool of Siloam Saturday morning in the fetal position and mumbling “goo goo gah” repeatedly.
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Man “Pretty Sure” He Won Argument On Internet
“I was so excited, but I wouldn’t call it a conversion, necessarily. I just won an argument with someone who claimed to be an atheist.”
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Serena Williams: coach was mansplaining not coaching!
Serena William was adamant that he was not coaching but mansplaining which she as “an independent woman” totally switches off from.
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Weight watchers releases the “Fat Bit” watch
This wearable allows us in real time to chastise people for their lack of exercise and for even thinking fat thoughts.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
