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Actual Water Slide Disciples Used for Baptisms Found!
“What we appear to have found is the original water slide the first children’s pastors of the early church used to perform baptisms for small children.”
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Rob Bell What is the Bible? activity book released
Successful author Rob Bell has released an activity version of his recent book “What is the Bible?” designed to appeal to liberal Christians everywhere.
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Seventh Day Adventist Chick-Fil-A Franchise: Sunday Hours Offered
For those who have ever wished (the ungodly thought) that Chick-Fil-A was open on a Sunday there is good news for you (if you ignore the judging you'll get from other more godly Christians around you). In a historic business acquisition earlier...
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Trump prank calls Stuttering John Melendez
Yesterday Trump prank called Stuttering John Melendez from Air Force One. The comedian, best known for asking impertinent questions to celebrities at events with his stuttering on The Howard Stern Show, initially prank called the President posing...
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Tim Keller Launches Theological Tweet Competition
After the pushback over the theology of one of Tim Keller's tweets he decided he would turn his cheek and start a theological tweet competition. The God of the universe became a wiggling baby in order to get close to you. — Timothy Keller...
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Lions Say “Pride Month” Is No Big Deal
SAN DIEGO—One of the highlights of any zoo is no doubt the exhibit that features the king of the jungle. No, not Tarzan; yes, the lions. However, with June being dubbed as “Pride Month” in recent years, we thought we would take to the streets and...
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Justice Kennedy retirement: Democrat Christians predict apocalypse imminent
President Trump was elected after the four blood moons between 2014 and 2015. Now with Justice Kennedy retiring the apocalypse is imminent!
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Standford University Introduces VBS Volunteer Trauma Therapy Program
Standford University Introduces VBS Volunteer Trauma Therapy Program to train therapists to deal with the PTSD like symptoms experienced by volunteers.
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UN Declares First Super Villain: inventor of toy without on/off switch
New York, NY - Members of the U.N. came together yesterday and concluded the existence of one ‘super villain’. After years of research and interviews, many evil persons have achieved the title of villain, but only one man has achieved the title of...
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Supreme Court rules in favor of armed visitors
In a narrow 4-3 ruling on Tuesday, the Supreme Court overturned President Trump’s travel ban on countries where there are insufficient security checks. The judges expressed sympathy with the travel ban but ultimately concluded it would be...
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Where even the worst satire floats 
