Joel Osteen bitten by werewolf. Releases Halloween book!
Church Life Joel Osteen bitten by werewolf. Releases new book! We at the Cee genuinely thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse when we heard that Stephenie Meyers had released a new Twilight book but how little did we know. As...Peter denies Trump 3 times!
Church Life Peter denies Trump 3 times! A grievous sin was committed today on social media by against God’s anointed leader, Donald Trump! Peter Out, a Christian man from Alabama, who asked to remain anonymous, was caught...9 out of 10 Christians admit to only liking Jesus’ head
Church Life 9 out of 10 Christians admit to only liking Jesus’ head A recent survey of Christians by the Institute of Research revealed that a staggering 9 out of 10 of them only love Jesus’ head. We at the Cee were as...10 things never said in church
Church Life 10 things never said in church Has the COVID-19 lockdown meant you missed out on attending church? Have you missed all the acting required to appear that everything’s fine? Do you miss those “prayer...Church adds “Footprints in the Sand” to the biblical canon!
Church Life Church adds “Footprints in the Sand” to the biblical canon! In an extraordinary show of unity, the Pope, the Patriarch of the Eastern Orthodox Church and leaders of all major Protestant denominations issued...The Salty Cee
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