The Salty Cee

Questionable advice from Crass Christian on how (or how not) to deal with those difficult situations that arise in church, ministry and life.

If you would like Crass to give you a condescending and irreverent reply to your heartfelt questions then email DearCrass@saltycee.com.

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Dear Crass: The crying testimony mom

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I have recently realized that my mother is one of those people who can’t give a testimony without crying, usually within 5.8 seconds of starting….

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Dear Crass: An arminian and calvinist seek godly wife

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Please help. I’ve been praying for years that God would provide a wife for me, but I’m still single!

What do you suggest I do?

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Dear Crass: Is our worship pastor a homeless man?

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Dear Crass, I recently hired a new worship pastor, except I’m now pretty sure I made the mistake of hiring homeless man off the streets by mistake.

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Dear Crass: Tambourines in Church

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Dear Crass, Normally, I don’t like to air out church problems or grievances I have with a brother or sister in Christ. Instead, I try to do the Biblical thing and go to them privately, one-on-one, and if they refuse to listen, I try to grab two or...

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Dear Crass: Pastor appreciation month

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Dear Crass, October is Pastor Appreciation month, and I’m not sure if our church is doing anything for Pastor Tim. What do I do? How can I motivate the entire congregation to show our pastor how much we appreciate his hard work, his devotion to...