Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Major League Baseball Player Injured in BLM Anthem Mishap
An unidentified major league baseball player suffered a serious knee injury while kneeling in protest during the playing of the national anthem.
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Pray for your pastor. Especially about Gary
In these unprecedented times, it’s never been harder to be a pastor. Especially with Gary in their congregation. So pray for your pastor!
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Joe Biden chooses Mike Pence for VP in unprecedented move
There had been much speculation over who Joe Biden would choose for vice president, but no-one thought he would ever choose Mike Pence.
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Taylor Swift’s new album drops. Calls to suicide helplines rise.
Taylor Swift has just released her latest album, Folklore, and already calls to the national suicide prevention hotline have rocketed. "Usually it's quite about this time of the year," says Linda, a trained crisis worker, "but suddenly the lines...
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KJV study reveals typo: masks part of the Apocalypse!
While reading through the book of Revelation, young scholar and critic Ivan Idea was suddenly struck with inspiration so great that it forced him to put down his latte and scone and take a second look. He noticed that in all of his apocalyptic...
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Statue of Jesus beheaded for being a white supremacist
Antifa claim responsibility for beheading the statue of Jesus Christ as he was white and claimed to be God and thus a supremacist. Educate yourself!
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Mormon Split: Church of the Latter Latter Day Saints formed
The Church of the Latter Day Saints (or the Mormons) have had their first church split following the discovery of the original golden tablets first translated by Joseph Smith.
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Robin DiAngelo develops new test for white supremacy: ordeal by water
Robin DiAngelo, author of the #1 bestseller “White Fragility” has developed a new test of whether someone is a white supremacist based on whether they drown
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World Emoji Day: Lifeway launches Christian emoji app
This World Emoji Day, Lifeway launch their new texting app which replaces all of the “unacceptable” emojis with Christian emojis that you can use in church.
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Chick-Fil-A to add new #blessed drive through selfie booth
Have used the Chick-Fil-A drive-thru and felt the need to stop and take a photo of your chicken sandwich? Now you can with the new #blessed lanes!
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
