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We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
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Showdown at the Oval Corral
The details of Trump’s shell game negotiating with Pelosi and Schumerthat were revealed to Bummfeed by a source identified only as Deep Tonsils.
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Shock as nation discovers Christian schools teach Christianity!
America is in uproar that Karen Pence has chosen to teach art at one of the nation’s Christian schools that teach Christianity!
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Dear Crass: Churches won’t hire me
I am very passionate about ministry and evangelism, I have two theology degrees, but no church will hire me! ! In fact, I have to work in a “fast casual” restaurant in order to make a living.
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John Hagee Releases Blood Moon Book On Home Decorating
In a surprising marketing shift, Rev. John Hagee has begun a new series of home decorating books on the eve of the January 20th “Super Wolf Blood Moon.”
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Gillette razors now come with woke lectures
Gillette also seeks to stop men using the phrase ‘boys will be boys’ given the prevalence of gender reassignment therapy.
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Brothers in Christ Duke it Out Over a Bible
Two Christian men were both eyeing up the last copy of the NIV study bible, when the former slapped the latter, causing an all-out fist fight to ensue within the walls of America’s premier Christian Bookstore chain.
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Bored of the government shutdown? Here’s some 2019 government start-ups
In an effort to restore what little faith Americans may yet have during the government shutdown here are three government START-UPS scheduled for 2019.
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Artist develops inspirational “God Bless It” wave tattoo
I see this Christian tattoo as a New Testament application of an Old Testament wave offering.
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Pokemon Millennial Edition: Search for offences
Unlike the original where players tried to catch various imaginary creatures Pokémon Millennial Edition has them catching imaginary offences instead.
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Jeff Bezos divorcing wife for Alexa
Apparently Jeff Bezos had the divorce papers sent to MacKenzie by drone with Amazon Prime’s next day delivery.
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Where even the worst satire floats 
