Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Church plans hog roast outreach for muslim neighbours
Pastor Clew and His Church – Our Lady of Perpetual Ignorance – will be hosting a weekly hog roast outreach with the intent of drawing in his Muslim neighbors and tearing down some of the barriers.
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Chris Tomlin Releases 800 CD Multiple-Box Set
Chris Tomlin releases a 800 CD box set titled “The Song that Never Ends.”
Your money back if you hear the same song twice in the first 5 days.
PureFlix Popular Christian Movie Guide Contains Printing Error
We reached out to PureFlix for an explanation and they told us that the Popular Christian Movie Guide was accurate.
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Salty Cee seeks help writing satirical article on US Government Shutdown 2019
The US government shutdown continues into its 16th day with no signs that any progress has been made. This seems like too good an opportunity for a satirical article but what would be the funniest take on it? Perhaps comparing it to the impasse...
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Backlash after Ocasio-Cortez preschool colouring leaked onto Twitter
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was sworn in on Thursday amid controversy after an image of her preschool coloring was leaked.
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Dear Crass: The crying testimony mom
I have recently realized that my mother is one of those people who can’t give a testimony without crying, usually within 5.8 seconds of starting….
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Olivia Newton-John back from dead to squash life rumours
Olivia Newton-John came back from the dead to tell fans that “rumours of my life have been greatly exaggerated”.
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Study Reveals All Stories on Satirical Websites Are False
Scientists from the Institute for Research published a study that concluded all stories on satirical websites are false.
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Disappointed Consumers Attempt to Return New Year
Many consumers have launched a mass effort to return 2019 after just a short time living in it. The argument and reason for their anger is that 2019 looks almost identical to 2018. Many people had anticipated a much brighter future, but after...
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Satirical website breaks new year’s resolutions in first article
Well 2019 was not a good start for the satirical website, the Salty Cee (that's us, in case you were confused). After making a 2019 New Year's resolution of writing funnier posts, their first post (that's this one, in case you're confused) broke...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
