Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Satirical website seeks sympathy for unloved posts
It’s hard being funny all the time, or even some of the time. So we at the Salty Cee share the posts that were unloved this year. And you can see why…
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Facebook censorship rulebook simplified for Millennials
Facebook has simplified its censorship rulebook for its 15,000 Millennial moderators who struggle to understand shades of grey.
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Brussel sprouts are for life not just for Christmas
The Brussel Spouts Trust collects abandoned brussels from the nation’s trash and then seeks to rehome them with families who are prepared to eat them.
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Instagram update leads to dramatic increase in prayer
The recent Instagram update resulted in weeping and gnashing of teeth. With many crying out unto God saying, “Fix it Jesus!” on Twitter, which is the Lord’s preferred social media.
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The Hairs on your Head are Numbered—by Facebook
The hairs on your head are numbered and Mark knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for Zuckerberg’s sake.
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Research: people would rather read this article than spend time with family
A recent study has show that after even one day of enforced family time the nation is struggling to cope and would rather read this article.
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Shock as Jesus excluded from own birthday celebrations
Jesus’ birthday aka Christmas is being celebrated around the world today. However, it appears that Jesus has been excluded from most celebrations
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Santa left out in cold after stranger danger campaign
Today’s children are super conscious of “stranger danger” and so spotted the hypocrisy of their parents’ attitude to Santa.
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Minced words: A Classic Christmas recipe
An ideal Christmas recipe for those who can’t get their words straight.
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Dear Crass: An arminian and calvinist seek godly wife
Please help. I’ve been praying for years that God would provide a wife for me, but I’m still single!
What do you suggest I do?
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
