Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Migrant caravan to be stopped with moat and sharks
President Trump signed an executive order this week in a last-ditch attempt to stop the migrant caravan slowly working its way across Mexico to the southern US border. According to White House spokeswoman Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the president has...
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Auto correct error leads to Election Day faux pas
Election Day 2018 Ohio: Instead of the usual queues to polling stations, there were long queues outside pharmacies.
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Peahens class action lawsuit against peacock’s sexual advances
Today the biggest ever class-action lawsuit for sexual harassment was launched by the entirety of the pea-hen population
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New Low-Tech Church Name Generator
Looking to plant a new church but afraid all the cool, hip, edgy church names are already taken? Fear not! The Salty Cee now offers this handy dandy New low tech Church Name Generator.
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Calvinist Hipster Celebrates No Shave November by Continuing Beard Growth
Peter Livingstone, a 28-year-old Calvinist hipster is celebrating the 6th anniversary of the first time he observed “No Shave November”; the time he began growing his beard. For this year, he wants to celebrate with something unique, but since his...
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Gab.com Frog Apprehended With Flypaper
Mortified that free speech still exists on the Internet, poachers stalked and apprehended the Gab frog.
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Dune book updated for the millennial generation
“He who controls Pumpkin Spice controls the universe”, according to latest Dune novel.
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Satan Outraged by Commercialized Halloween
Consumers spend more money on Halloween than even Christmas, but the true meaning of the holiday is lost in crass, commercialized capitalism.
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Undead rise on Halloween for early voting
With so much at stake, it was only a matter of time before previous generations were called up to “do their part” and so the zombie voter registration drive began.
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Breaking News: Kim Walker-Smith records a song without laughing
Kim Walker-Smith, the powerhouse worship leader for Bethel Music and Jesus Culture, has recorded dozens if not hundreds of songs in her illustrious career. Her raspy voice and passion come through as she belts out every note. Worshipers around the...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
