Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Pastor Mistakenly Asks Millennial Crowd a Bible Question
The poor pastor, who was asking a simple question, expecting to hear a shout from the crowd echoing the elementary truth…
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Victoria Richards leaves entire fortune to stranger via Social Media
Ms Richards said, “I didn’t know him from Adam but his profile picture looked good and I could see that he was worthy of my money.”
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Hipster Beards Fall out as Pastor Preaches from KJV
MERCER ISLAND, WA—The janitor at Serenity Life Center worked overtime this week to clean up the mess from Sunday’s sermon. The service began as usual at 9 am, with the congregation settling comfortably in their seats. Despite the padded folding...
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Reader confuses Babylon Bee clickbait ad for satirical article
It wasn't long after Adam 4d sold the Babylon Bee that it began introducing heavy advertising on its site. I mean satire is big business now (or so we've been told). And where would advertising be without the glory of those classic clickbait links...
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Trump Supporters Dumbfounded By The Thought Of Anyone Following The AntiChrist
Based on a study which includes multiple opinion polls, extensive interviews, blogs, and numerous social media posts, it has been shown that white Evangelical supporters of President Donald Trump are baffled by the thought that anyone could be so...
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John MacArthur slams Mary Poppins Returns
John MacArthur has called on Disney to release a more depraved version of Mary Poppins Returns to reflect the true state of the human condition.
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Steven Furtick Experiences Revival Due to Miracle of Modern Medicine
The first responders on the scene immediately recognized that Steven Furtick’s super skinny jeans were cutting off blood flow to his brain.
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Brett Kavanaugh ‘categorically’ denies claim about preschool behavior
Judge Cavanagh categorically denies this claim. “I didn’t even like girls till I was nine years old. I thought they all had cooties.”
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Shock as Salty Cee writer shamelessly plugs his new book
OXFORD, ENGLAND: News just in has confirmed that one of the Salty Cee writers has taken advantage of their position to promote a special offer on his satirical books. John Spencer aka Not the Bible has written three books of satirical takes on the...
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Benny Hinn…Hair, Toupee or the Power of the Holy Ghost?
“It is not a hoax. It is as real as real can be. It is unchanging, it is unyielding, it is unshifting, it is the power of the Holy Spirit in my hair.”
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
