Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Mexico border wall: Jesus breaks deadlock
Bible scholars claim that Jesus can resolve the Mexico border wall deadlock, but the President isn’t happy.
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New Ventilation Regulations for Underground Church
CHINA—New government regulations have been imposed on the Chinese underground church to prevent carbon monoxide poisoning.
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White House accused of sinkhole cover up
Today the White House was accused by media pundits of covering up the sinkhole in its North lawn with concrete.
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Roseanne Barr blames racist tweet on sinful nature
Roseanne Barr has blamed her racist tweet about former Obama White House adviser Valerie Jarrett on her sinful nature.
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Jesse Duplantis seeks donations for $600M space rocket
“If we are to take Jesus’ words seriously then we must first take off our narrow-minded earth focussed filter and get the message out to all of creation.”
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Matt Redman’s 10,000 reasons step challenge
Concern over the growing obesity crisis facing church congregations has led leading worship leader Matt Redman to change the lyrics to his popular song “10,000 reasons” to promote increasing fitness
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Irish Women Celebrate Equality in Killing
“For years wars have been fought by men while the women stayed at home. This has meant that women have had to suffer the shame of not being able to boast of how many kills they have down the pub.”
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
