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Governors Consider Jacket Mandate for Fall Season
With the Summer season coming to a close soon, and Fall just around the corner, several governors across the U.S. are considering issuing jacket mandates for their citizens. Following the success of mask-wearing mandates to protect their residents...
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The real California blackouts cause revealed!
This week millions of homes in California experienced rotating blackouts as the hot weather led to more demand than the state’s energy system operator, California Independent System Operator (CAISO), could meet. California Governor Gavin Newsom...
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Kanye launches Christian tik tok to Baptist’s dismay
Kanye West has launched a Christian Tik Tok called Jesus Tok. However, not all Christians are happy with the content…
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Twitter apologises for reinstating Babylon Bee account
Yesterday Twitter suspended the Babylon Bee account, but accidentally reinstated it an hour later by mistake.
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Local Pentecostal church gives congregation social distancing “prayer poles”
One pentecostal pastor has developed an innovative way to navigate the difficulties of social distancing for their “touchy-feely” congregation.
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The free hug movement is back! But now socially distanced.
The Free Hug Movement is back! And just in time to, seeing as 2020 has been a stressful year. What could be better than an anonymous hug from a stranger? For those that don’t remember, the Free Hug movement was started in 2004 by Juan Mann in...
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Beach-goer discovers secret hiding place in his shoes
A tourist just made a discovery that will revolutionize personal security at beaches across the world: people can now swim without worrying about their valuables.
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IFB Preachers Shocked to Discover Bible Section That Does Not Mention Rock and Roll Music
IFB preachers were taken aback when they discovered a portion of the Bible that does not mention the evils of Rock and Roll or Contemporary Christian Music!
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Jerry Falwell Jr. quits Liberty U. to pursue modelling career
The life of Jerry Falwell Jr. has taken an amazing turn due to the grace of God after he posted the above image on his Instagram feed with the caption
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You’ll never guess why this congregation takes stones to church during COVID restrictions
The Coronavirus lockdown has affected churches in every country. While some have stated that social distancing has drastically improved greeting time others have struggled with the restrictions on meeting together, in particular the ban on...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
