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Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Academy to only nominate non-Western films for Oscars in diversity bid
It's that time of the year where everyone looks forward to being lectured by the rich and famous at the Oscars 2020. However, despite the Academy claiming that they are woke they have, until this year, consistently voted for American films, apart...
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Man with suspected coronavirus just has manflu
Jim Smith soon woke with the the corona virus symptoms but it turned out he actually had the more deadly manflu strain of this epidemic!
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Struggling Minnesota church asks Millennials to leave
Shady Grove Congregational Church is telling the Millennials to find another place to worship so they can reach the ageing Baby Boomer generation.
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Christians watch Superbowl halftime show to “confirm” its depravity
Christians across American tuned in to watch the Superbowl halftime show so they could then denounce its depravity on social media.
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Church of England apologises for believing the Bible
The Church of England’s House of Bishops published pastoral guidance which took the Biblical view on sex and marriage. They then promptly apologised for it.
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How to get the most out of the NFL Superbowl: A Salty Cee guide for Christians
It’s the NFL Superbowl again, one of Christianity’s newest holidays. Here’s the Salty Cee’s guide to celebrating this sacred event in an appropriate manner.
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UK Brexit: All maps out of date now Britain left Europe
After more time than the British care to remember, Brexit finally happened and cartographers are not happy.
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Bernie rally interrupted by unicorn
Bernie Sanders was interrupted mid-speech today during a rally attended by tens of supporters when a unicorn suddenly appeared. According to witnesses, Sanders was giving a speech promising all the usual free stuff when a sparkly, multicolored...
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Worship leader passes out on bridge
Worship leader and guitarist Jamie ‘Jed’ Delacruz passed out on stage whilst singing the bridge of the lit worship song “What a beautiful name”:
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Sioux Natives transformed by 2 week mission trip to them
The Sioux Native American tribe’s lives were impacted by the youth who mostly stayed in their own tents on their phones during their 2 week mission trip.
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Where even the worst satire floats 
