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We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Church in uproar over side dish
Reports have just come in, an entire church in uproar over what some have dubbed a poisonous, malevolent food being given out a church potluck!
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Churches who made Kanye unwelcome dismayed at Lakewood invite
Conservative churches who were hesitant to accept Kanye’s conversion now know they were right to delay after he accepted Joel Osteen’s invite to Lakewood.
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Christendom still in turmoil after Chick-Fil-A betrayal
Support for Chick-Fil-A by the Christian community turned to dismay when they announced they would no longer donate to The Salvation Army.
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U2 Sues The Evangelical Church for 20 Years of Copyright Infringement
The Irish rockers U2 are pursuing legal action against the entire Evangelical Church for, “totally ripping off [their] whole vibe.”
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EXCLUSIVE: Jeffrey Epstein issues posthumous statement!
In an EXCLUSIVE to the Salty Cee, Jeffrey Epstein admits via a posthumous recorded statement that he did in fact, commit suicide!
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Middle-aged, Out-of-shape Native American Demands NFL Tryout
A Middle-aged, out-of-shape member of the Mi’k-maq Tribe was arrested for protesting without a permit in front of the headquarters of the NFL today.
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Climate Scientists to be given 501c3 Tax exempt status
Greta Thunberg has been elected supreme moral authority of the world and will appoint climate scientists as advisors with 501c3 tax exempt status.
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Introvert’s Worship Experience Completely Derailed by Meet and Greet
An introverted Minnesota woman this past Sunday was unable to return to a place of surrender after an impromto meet and greet during the service.
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How to run a perfect church
Five steps I used to create a perfect church: one where there are no problems whatsoever which must mean that we are experiencing the unity of Christ.
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Bears maul youths after “OK, boomer” comment
Biblical scholars have shed new light on the story of Elisha and the bears who mauled 42 youths in 2 Kings 2:23-25.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
