Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Salty Cee exclusive interview with Unimportant Pastor
Probably only exclusive to the Salty Cee because everyone else declined to interview unimportant pastor. But we specialise in low standards.
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New carpet to end division among Christians
Megachurch pastor Rich Gaines has invested in a new kind of church carpet that will end all division among Christians everywhere!
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Storm Area 51: thousands confess sins to aliens
The Storm Area 51 event is today. Despite the organiser starting it as a joke, thousands were inspired to find ‘dem aliens as “they can’t stop all of us”.
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Union Seminary accidentally teaches Bible: confesses to plants
Union Seminary students confessed to plants on Tuesday after accidentally teaching the Bible. We thought that plants weren’t in the Bible but we were wrong.
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Charity offers home for neglected bibles
A new charity is offering hope to unloved and neglected bibles everywhere. It collects them from shelves around the world and offers them welcome.
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Libertarians nominate mannequin
A mannequin was nominated to run for president as a Libertarian. Some describe this candidate as ideal while others would say they are a typical politician.
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Archbishop Justin Welby encourages persecuted Christians to recycle
In a message of solidarity, the archbishop encouraged the persecuted church in India to heed the words of the prophet Greta Thunberg
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Sam Smith inspires fellow celebrity to come out as gender binary
After Sam Smith’s brave stand coming out as non-binary, fellow celebrity Jeezy Breezy was inspired to come out as a gender binary cis-male.
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Exclusive: US government ‘definitely not’ being run by aliens
A Salty Cee exclusive! We present the results of our investigation into whether the US governments is actually being run by aliens.
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Bible Publisher Sues Church Café over Naming Rights
International Bible Publishing Company, Inc. LLC, which requested to remain unnamed, has filed suit against the use of the name “Hebrews Coffee House”
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
