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We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
World Book Day: Jeff Bezos dresses up as Guy Montag from Fahrenheit 451
Jeff Bezos, Amazon CEO, celebrated World Book Day by dressing up as Guy Montag from his favourite Ray Bradbury book: Fahrenheit 451.
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Revival around yet another corner
Joe has been eagerly awaiting the promised revival since age 11. But just how many corners is it around?
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Children’s Pastor Preaches, Immediately Patronized
This past Sunday, the children’s pastor preached. He made everyone march around the sanctuary, sat several people in time out, and brought a puppet.
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Rick Astley confirms not participating in Lent again
Richard Paul Astley, aka Rick Astley, the British 80s pop sensation has confirmed that he will not be participating in Lent this year.
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Progressive parents disappointed after birth of white baby boy
Jim and Sue Williams, a young woke Caucasian couple from New York, whose world was thrown into turmoil after the birth of their first child.
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Theological degree expertly qualifies student for fast food restaurant
“It seems that God’s purpose for me is in a fast casual restaurant but I can’t help wondering if my theological degree is worthless”
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Simon & Garfunkel song inspires worship leader
Worship leader Ivor Geetar at 23rd Baptist Church in Minneapolis was at low ebb until he heard Simon & Garfunkel playing on the radio.
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Dear Crass: How to Anon?
What advice would you give to those who are considering creating an anonymous twitter account for the sake of Christian humor?
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Puppet Ministry to Explain Calvinism, Depicts Tyndale Burned at Stake
The puppet ministry started mildly enough, with three way transubstantiation discussions between Calvin, Luther, and Zwingli about communion, but…
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Salty Cee Writer Outraged by Oscars He Didn’t Watch
One writer was outraged by the overwhelming number of political comments made during the Oscars even though he didn’t watch a single moment of the program.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
