Welcome to the Salty Cee, the Christian news satire website that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Deep Cleansing Baptism leads to hospitalisation
Pastor Jed Thomas’ up-and-coming Church, the Warehouse, has been reaching out to the local slums with great success but we needed a deeper Baptism.
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IAMS pet food sued for blasphemy
Mars Inc. is being sued by a group of Jews for blasphemy over their IAMS pet food range.
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Readers shocked to discover who falls for clickbait titles
You’ll never believe who falls for clickbait headlines!
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Grocery Store Bagger Forced to Pay Retroactive Bag Fees, But Why?
A local grocery store is making 18-year-old Joey pay for every bag he ever wasted while double bagging groceries.
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Oscars 2019: World looks forward to being lectured
The Academy has planned a marathon of woke speeches to educate the unwashed masses at the Oscars 2019 and the world can’t wait to be lectured!
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Real reason for destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah unearthed
The story of Sodom and Gomorrah is a cautionary tale against a societies descent into immorality. But what was the exact nature of their crime?
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Rumours abound of Jussie Smollett Oscar nomination
Rumours have surfaced that Jussie Smollett has received an Oscar nomination for best actor in his recent performance of “Cry Wolf”.
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National Emergency Leads to More Golf
President Donald Trump declared a national emergency for the border wall even though the estimated number of unauthorized immigrants in the US has declined slightly in the last decade. For some odd reason, lower numbers call for an emergency,...
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Buddhists Offended not Included in Judeo-Christian-Muslim-Hindu Worldview
The inter-faith prayer breakfast had no mixture of meat with dairy products, no bacon, no eggs or gluten but still manage to offend the Buddhist.
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Dear Crass: People who use Father instead of a comma
Dear Crass,
What do I do when someone used “Father” instead of a comma when praying.
The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
