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Shock as Salty Cee writer messes up Valentine’s day
OXFORD, ENGLAND: News has reached us that one of the Salty Cee writers has messed up Valentine's day for Christian couples around the world with his latest book. John Spencer aka Not the Bible has written a parody of the #1 New York Bestseller "The...
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Vegans radical solution to save animals wows meat-eaters
Vegans can save animals and still satisfy meat-eaters with this radical win-win solution….
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Believe Women…sometimes
Do you remember when Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh came under fire by Democrats & #metoo supporters because of alleged sexual misconduct while he was in preschool (oh and there was that Dr Christine Blasey-Ford one too)? We were told to...
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Groundhog to be employed by climate change scientists
In an effort to improve their accuracy, climate change advocates have enlisted the services of a widely known predictor of future weather events.
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Pastor Segues into Using Segway to Be More Relevant
Pastor Neo Sparks of Lit Chapel has taken relevance to a new level. by purchasing a pair of segways to use in his service.
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Social justice warrior bravely vandalizes Virginia pro-life pregnancy center at 3am
CULPEPER, Virginia: A social justice warrior bravely vandalized Culpeper Pregnancy Center in the early hours of Friday, Feb 1 which lead to the center to realize the error of its ways.
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SOTU: Nancy Pelosi nominated for Emmy
Following the release of the SOTU 2019, State of Trumps Union Address, the Television Academy touted the Democrat Congresswomen as frontrunners to land several Emmy awards. Clad in all-white as a show of solidarity against uterine immigrants, the...
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Pastor rapture-proofs local church
Are you worried about the rapture? Worried you’ll be left behind? Have no fear for this church is rapture proof and won’t be going anywhere.
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Pure Flix sees Hollywood Film come to Christ!
“We hang around in the DVD sections of shops and preach the Gospel to those films on the shelves.” says Bob Smith, leading evangelist at Pure Flix.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
