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Busy writer forgets to update satirical website
It can happen to any busy satirical writer. Especially at Christmas when you're trying to release an advent devotional. First, there's the shock of realisation then follows the thought, "Perhaps no-one will notice?" But fear not fine readers! This...
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Panic in IFB movement after shocking KJV discovery
Shockwaves across the Independent Fundemental Baptist Movement when scholars discovered that the KJV 1611 was actually translated from Greek to Danish and then into English by his wife, Anne of Denmark in 1601. This raises 2 issues for those in the...
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Husband Left Alone with Children for Weekend, Survives
San Jacinto, California - Sharlene Rhodes is not one for spoiling herself, or taking time off from being a mom. However, she recently realized the need for some time away. She was nervous, though, as it would be the first time leaving her four...
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Millennials in Congregation Triggered When Pastor Quotes KJV
Millennial attendees of Heart of the Master Bible Church in Boise, Idaho were shocked when their head pastor, Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke, quoted Psalm 23 from the King James Version of the Bible rather than the more palatable ESV. One distraught...
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Crisis at Supernatural Weight Loss Conference
To Sister Sutherland’s dismay, not a single miracle reported of clothes suddenly becoming too baggy or other manifestations of instant weight loss.
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Man bags slammed by evangelicals
The new fashion accessory for men, the man bag, has been slammed by evangelical church leaders across denominations. "This is clearly a handbag just renamed," fumed Pastor Jed Thomason, "just because it's got the word 'man' in it does not by any...
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Black Friday: Nation mourns its greed
Early this Black Friday, long lines of people began to form outside churches as people came to “get right with God” and confess their greed.
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Dear Crass: Is our worship pastor a homeless man?
Dear Crass, I recently hired a new worship pastor, except I’m now pretty sure I made the mistake of hiring homeless man off the streets by mistake.
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Conversion therapy causes Leaning Tower of Pisa to go straight!
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is known worldwide for its tilt, today revealed that due to extensive conversion therapy over the last 17 years it is now going straight.
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Thanksgiving carnage: ANTIFA faceoff White Meat Supremacists
Some families have had their Thanksgiving turkey breasts destroyed, others report white meat sprayed with graffiti or even set on fire.
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