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We’re more salty than the Dead Sea so that even the worst news satire floats.
Please note – we have recently merged with the Australian satire charity, The Damascus Dropbear, and so will be only posting new material on their website. You can check them out here:
Carpet Causes Controversy in Church Business Meeting
It was a tricky choice between carpet and bibles but in the end the right decision was made for the church and the community.
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UK Supreme Court Ruling bad news for vegetables
Patients in a “permanent vegetative state” include the cast of Veggietales and they’re not happy about the UK Supreme court’s decision.
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Hairbrush Center of Local Civil Case
Famed children’s programming actor Lawrence Q. Cumber is suing lifelong friend and business partner Robert DiTomate over the hairbrush.
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David Platt to Stop Trying to Convince Christians to Live Biblical Lives
Washington DC – After the success of books such as, “Radical” and “Counter Culture” which challenge Christians to be willing to give up everything and follow Jesus, just as the original disciples did, David Platt is shifting gears. Reports...
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First Recorded Christian Bumper Sticker Mind change
The Salty Cee’s 10-year investigation of the effectiveness of Christian Bumper Stickers has found its first documented case of someone changing their mind. Martha Jones, who is a member of Old Paths Baptist Church has been placing bumper...
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Plastic straw ban imposed to fight straw crime
Plastic straw bans have now been imposed in Seattle, Malibu, Santa Monica and San Francisco in the past month in an effort to combat straw related crime. Following bans on guns and knives which have been so successful at reducing crime in these...
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The British share their best lunar eclipse cloud pictures
The British are sharing their photos online from the longest lunar eclipse of the century which occurred yesterday, July 27, 2018. In an ironic twist they are famous for, the clear skies and sunshine they've been experiencing over the last month...
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Trump’s immigration policy keeps lunar eclipse at bay
The second lunar eclipse of 2019 will occur today, Friday 27 July 2018, and will be visible everywhere except America. Opponents claim that Trump's immigration policy is responsible for Americans missing out on the longest lunar eclipse of the...
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Pastor Eagerly Waits on Inspiration for Sermon Outline from Twitter Feed
Just moments before taking the stage at his megachurch in Chicago, pastor and driver education instructor Freddy “Flash” Johansen eagerly swipes up on his iPhone X to see what new inspiration he might screenshot in order to deliver his epic...
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New law: satire to require explicit labelling
On Tuesday Allie Beth Stuckey's satirical interview of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on CRTV went viral and attracted heavy criticism from the press. The Washington Post, Independent, Buzz Feed and other media outlets expressed outrage over this...
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
