Christian struggles to exorcise cable tangling demon
Jim Smith has long been experiencing the oppression caused by tangled cables. At first he thought this was bad luck but over time his suspicions grew…
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All new prayer warrior kit available!
Want to be thought of as a super spiritual prayer warrior at church? This prayer warrior kit will have you looking and sounding like one in no time.
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Overweight Christians use John 10:10 to justify behaviour
Overweight Christians have hit back at those who accuse them of gluttony by saying that Jesus clearly advocated their behaviour in John 10:10.
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World unmoved as the Salty Cee releases their first satirical book
Yesterday, the Salty Cee released their first book, imaginatively named “The Best of the Salty Cee Vol. 1”. But did the world notice? No they did not…
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Good news for men: Man caves are biblical
The whole idea of a man cave has been much ridiculed. Particularly by those who are not men. However, recent exegesis shows it is in fact Biblical.
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Adam and Eve celebrate original independence day
The original and most dramatic independence day first occurred between Adam and Eve and God a much debated number of years ago.
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Archeologists Uncover Pyrotechnics at the Feeding of the 5000
Archeologists at Northworst Seminary have uncovered evidence that fireworks were part of the Feeding of 5000.
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Goldfish crackers shares plummet after VBS finishes
Goldfish crackers have become THE definitive snack of Vacation Bible Schools across America. So much so that the stockmarket panicked when they finished.
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Pastor gives real reason for Europe heatwave 2019
The Europe heatwave 2019 continues to wreak havoc from France to Italy. But the real question is why? And don’t say it’s climate!
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Church of the Spitting Saints causes controversy
The Church of the Spitting Saints controversial approach to healing is causing upset. “Jesus used saliva and so should we,” says Pastor Phil Lem.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
