Redneck Shoots Bottle Rocket Out of Butt For The Lord
Redneck Randy Wilson’s mama is quoted as being “happier than a pig in slop that all those summers of VBS finally paid off.”
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Atheist denies God but believes in aliens
Faith in God is is blind, whereas faith that aliens we’ve never seen created us is the only logical conclusion
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New Revised Trump Version of the Bible Announced
Three Evangelical leaders announced at a joint press conference at Liberty University they are publishing a new Bible called the Revised Trump Version.
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Chris Tomlin launches a Good Good line of Father’s Day cards
Fathers Day 2020, Chris Tomlin launches his national initiative “Good Good Fathers; That’s Who We Are, That’s Who We Are” (GGFTWWATWWA).
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Ancient carving details 2nd Adam and Eve argument also over food
An ancient stone carving has been found in Iraq, revealing another argument between Adam and Eve over food.
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Revealed: the last supper was actually the first supper
Yes it’s true. The Last Supper was not actually the last supper that night for the disciples, at least according to one theologian.
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Extrovert loves church greeting time
A local church goer claimed in a recent survey to actually enjoy church greeting time.
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Revealed: The real reason why Baptists hate the guitar
“It has long been a truth universally acknowledged that a Baptist church in possession of a guitar, must be in want of another instrument,”
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Health & Safety to prevent repeat of Pentecost
Renowned historian, theologian, and archaeologist Joelsten Vamusten has uncovered early health and safety guidelines to prevent a repeat of Pentecost.
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VBS Scavenger Hunt: missing volunteers found wandering in a daze
A Kansas church Vacation Bible School ran a scavenger hunt with a difference this year: Find the missing VBS volunteers.
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The Salty Cee: where even the worst satire floats.
The Salty Cee
Where even the worst satire floats 
